I got 99 problems... Possibly 3-4 years ago I was introduced to a lady[1] named Bash. Awesome woman might I add. She was very flexible, able to handle multiple tasks at once, and she also completes me....however she was rather boring.. I mean she reinvented her self so many times, but for every version, there was nothing spectacular that changed about her. She gets a fancy little tweak here and there but I mean blah! She is a downer. She has a few good looking friends named "ksh", "Dash", and "Ash". Ksh and I first met on an HP-UX system, I was looking for all the things that I once liked about Bash and more, however she didn't even possess 1/3 of the attributes of Bash, at least not without squeezing it out of her painfully. So I passed. Dash and Ash, may as well have been twins so we went out on a date all together. They are certainly smaller and less clunky than Bash and Ksh, but... who cares I run a i5 Quad Core,, so my lady can have some weight on her. |
